She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Welp...herpes.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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