Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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