just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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