Sponge bath it is.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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