So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
