i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I know her cup size but not her name....
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