Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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