Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think people are normalizing furries
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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