yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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