Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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