If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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