I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize