is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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