The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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