dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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