well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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