Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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