it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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