this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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