If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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