You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I need a burrito and a hug.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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