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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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