oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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