Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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