Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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