Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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