he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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