At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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