Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
