The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
