dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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