I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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