I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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