I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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