Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
i now understand why vodka
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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