drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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