jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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