They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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