People in love make me want to vomit
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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