i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Randomize
