I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
soo... how was my night?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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