So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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