i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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