Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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