the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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