My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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