Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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