He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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