Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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