I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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