i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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