remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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