i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
