In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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