I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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