FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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