THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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